Remember how unobtrusive she was when she was sequestered in ghost world? Remember how great that felt? Well, it’s gone now, because this little PTSD wannabe bitch is fucking shit up for our new banner villain. While I in no way condone the treatment of Kai this episode, I think we should all take a beat to enjoy Caroline and Stefan’s long overdue sex.Īnd it was worth it, because it was extremely hot, and it convinces Caroline that being out of control and hedonistic is the better approach to humanity-free living.īut they better cut it on the blood orgies. Or is he!? Because he does tell Sarah her real name, and surely someone as intrepid and unconcerned with her own safety as Sarah will get to work unravelling those threads. And Enzo decides to abandon his plans with Sarah because 1) Stefan won’t be hurt by the plan without his humanity on and 2) he’s gotten a reality check about his loneliness, and realised that he was only doing the Sarah thing to fill the void. Jo later scolds Alaric for being reckless. Alaric and Enzo mount an ineffective attack on them first, but are thwarted without any harm or fanfare. Meanwhile, Stefan decides to ruin Caroline’s life for forcing him to turn his humanity off. Kai doesn’t join them, though, because Bonnie stabs him up and leaves him to be attacked by the now-reawakening vampires. Mummy insists they come, too, but they manage to get the bitch back to reality. Oh, and she has six other vampire companions dessicated in a cave.
They meet up, and we get some crap about how she’s a changed woman now. Elena convinces Damon that she might be enough of an emotional trigger to get Stefan’s humanity back, so Damon reluctantly assembles Kai and Bonnie to go get the bitch. So the most important plot this week is Mummy’s extraction from the prison world. TL DR Mummy Salvatore is extracted from her prison world Bonnie traps Kai there, instead Caroline and Stefan fight for a bit, but then have sex Enzo gives up on his plans with Sarah Jo and Alaric fuss about baby names. I’ll allow it while their humanity switches are off, though. I’m almost ashamed that I used to be against the Caroline/Stefan pairing. And I thought their sunset kiss was satisfying.